"You can blow a lot of smoke from a big chimney."

Hello and welcome to Big Chimney, the best place of which you have never heard. The fire is warm, the coffee is strong, and the dog won't bother you.

If you are here, it is probably because a trusted friend directed you here as a way to get in touch. 

Send an email to inquiry@big-chimney.com with what troubles you, how soon this problem needs to go away, and a return phone number. We'll call you back shortly.

Be good now ....